*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu
at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in
it?'
Muthu
replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.' *****

*MUTHU &
LONDON TRIP*
After
returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do
I look like
a
foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a
lady asked me,
'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's
why.'
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu
whether
any great man was born in his
village...
Muthu said , 'No sir,
only
babies were born here.' *****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was
doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First he cut off one leg
and told
it to 'WALK! WALK!' The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's
second
leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the
third
leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered
it
walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I
found it. If we cut a cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife
in
a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted,
'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will
drive.'
*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel.
To wash his
hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started
washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard '
* WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer
: 'Just
imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
on fire. How
will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.
'
*****

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............. the funniest....*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested.
Why????????? ???
Because a
lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the
right
part
of her
blouse walked past him... and he did it!

LOLS . Laugh like hell nah .

Going to do homeworks later .

Sad .

AND I AM SORRY MY BROTHER ~

FOR THE POST I MADE EARLIER !

REGRET!

D:

I REFLECT MYSELF EVERYDAY.